Frank Sinatra, Don Rickles, Olivia Newton-John - 11/12/1976 | Carson Tonight Show

Jokes / July 07, 2025

Guests: Frank Sinatra, Don Rickles, Olivia Newton-John, David Janssen, Ray Johnson Original Airdate: November 12th, 1976

Elmo Drops A Trump Diss Track

Jokes / July 07, 2025

Young Elmo goes full Kendrick Lamar.

Car Thief

Jokes / July 07, 2025

Someone stole my car last night. But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"

Here's a Plan

Jokes / July 07, 2025

About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess ship. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I ...Read More

Bra Shopping

Jokes / July 07, 2025

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is ...Read More

Burglar

Jokes / July 07, 2025

A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.

On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."

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