Elmo Drops A Trump Diss Track

Jokes / July 07, 2025

Young Elmo goes full Kendrick Lamar.

Car Thief

Jokes / July 07, 2025

Someone stole my car last night. But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"

Here's a Plan

Jokes / July 07, 2025

About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess ship. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I ...Read More

Bra Shopping

Jokes / July 07, 2025

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is ...Read More

Burglar

Jokes / July 07, 2025

A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.

On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."

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Things to do at Wal-Mart When You're Bored

Jokes / July 07, 2025

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor ...Read More