A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is...Read More

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a ...Read More

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he called ...Read More

These two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that's about three feet across, but it's so deep that when they drop a rock, they hear no sound. So they drop a bigger rock, but they still hear nothing.

So they go ...Read More

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in ...Read More

The race to elect New York's next mayor is in full swing, and two of the leading candidates are as weird as it gets.