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Jokes / June 15, 2025

Science-lover Stephen Colbert brings you the latest science news in his long-running science-focused segment.

Duolingo for Talking to Children - SNL

Jokes / June 15, 2025

It's never too late to learn how to talk to kids with the new Duolingo app for childless adults who want to relate.

Dividing Nuts

Jokes / June 15, 2025

On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

"One for you, one for me. ...Read More

Going On The Wagon

Jokes / June 15, 2025

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife that I had a drinking problem, and to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I said I would and proceeded with the ...Read More

Cuff Links

Jokes / June 15, 2025

During his freshman year, my son Steve couldn't get home for Christmas. So he sent me a set of inexpensive cuff links and a note reading: "Dear Dad, This is not much, but it's all you could afford."

Quote of Wisdom

Jokes / June 15, 2025

"One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought ...Read More