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Jack's Last Will and Testament

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Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack's Last Will and Testament:

"To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and 1 million dollars.

"To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the Jaguar.

 

"To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and $250,000.

"And to my brother-in-law Jeff, who always insisted that health is better than wealth, I leave my treadmill."


 

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