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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes.

Two cows were in a field. One cow says, "Mooooo." The other says, "Jerk. I was going to say that."

Did you hear about the burned down tree?
It was ash.

 

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?
A book.

Did you hear about the imaginary tree?
It was mapleleaf.


 

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Senior Personal Ads

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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers:

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,5'-4" (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching ...Read More

Do You Know Your Judgment Day?

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Fellow 1 : "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that, too."

Fellow ...Read More

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer

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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am...Read More

Deathbed Confession

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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage.

"All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with ...Read More

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