1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...

2. The names contained in this report have been changed to protect the innocent ...

3. The mayor then made an illegal left hand turn onto Mulraney at which point...Read More

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.

No matter how bad...Read More

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog!

What is a chameleon's motto?
A change is as good as a rest!

What happens if you eat a hot frog?
You'll croak in no time!

What do you say ...Read More

Will Poulter joins Jonathan on the couch to discuss his roles in the dark comedy Death of a Unicorn alongside Paul Rudd and the intense military drama Warfare, and his earlier days of acting with Jack Dee in Lead Balloon.

Meanwhile... A Roman artifact shaped like a penis was unearthed in England, YouTube star Mr. Beast is collaborating on a novel with writer James Patterson, and it's best not to eat cheese made from dog's milk.

Jimmy Kimmel dives down The Rabbit Hole to expose the half dozen chaos agents behind 5G. We all know 5G is deadly, but no one has ever bothered to ask: Where does 5G come from and who’s behind it? Until now.